im in ur doorway

World dominion, one step at a time

This chair suits me very well. My daddy thinks it's his chair. I let him use it for about an hour a day, early in the morning before I wake up. It's all part of my plan to take over all the cozy things in the house.

Dog evolution

The human goddess has a plastic bin that she keeps important papers in. The color is called "glacier" but it's really blue. Yesterday I walked over to the plastic bin and dug around in it, spilling some papers out onto the floor. I snooped around until I found a bright pink tablet of sticky-notes. I found the human goddess and stood in front of her with the bright pink sticky-notes in my mouth. The top page had these words on it: BRUSH THE DOGS. It was obviously a reminder for the male human. He's the one who has the privilege of brushing us. He got the brush from the closet and Sister and I went out in the yard with him. And we got brushed. I love getting brushed!

We're getting smarter all the time. We can't read yet, but we can feel the essence of the words.

It's only a matter of time before world dominion.

Be afraid.

Where's my tinfoil hat?

This morning I said "ragnarok."

Etymology: Old Norse Ragnarok, literally, fate of the gods, from ragna, genitive plural of regin gods + rok fate, course (later rendered as Ragnarokkr, literally, twilight of the gods)
: the final destruction of the world in the conflict between the Aesir and the powers of Hel led by Loki -- called also Twilight of the Gods
(Merriam-Webster Online)

You know. Ragnarok.

Later we played out in the yard. I'm not very tall but I made a lot of paths in the snow. Some of the paths look like letters or symbols. Mom asked me if I am making crop circles or trying to communicate with aliens.

Sometimes I'm too mystical for my own good. What do you think?

A simple pleasure

When the kitchen door is open and the timing is right, the sun makes a parallelogram of light and warmth on the floor. I align myself within this quadrilateral of bliss, and take a nap. I am dog. I am Zen.