Me, evil?

Time for a quiz...
How Evil Are You?

I am 22% evil! Here are some excerpts, with my answers:

You've broken the law (A minor ordinance or two)
You've looked at nudie pics online (Only by accident)
You've secretly wished someone harm (Never)
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing (Yeah... I'm affectionate)
You've killed a bug (In self-defense)
You've spit in someone's drink (Maybe a little drool)
You've called someone the "c" word (Cat??? I'd never call someone a cat.)
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break (Not intentionally)
You've done the "walk of shame" (I'm fearless and I have no shame.)
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone (Shoes are my specialty.)
You've vandalized someone's car or house (I shredded a few books and peed in the house.)
You've blamed a fart on someone else (Heh heh, it was the broccoli.)
You have a nemesis (The mailman)
You are disgusted by weak people (No, I love them, they're easy to manipulate.)