Apologies to Richard Brautigan

DECEMBER 30

At 1:03 in the morning a fart
smells like a marriage between
an avocado and a fish head.

I have to get out of bed
to write this down without
My glasses on.
.........................

My interpretation:

MAY 20

At 7:03 in the evening a Quorn nugget
smells like a marriage between
fried chicken and an egg roll.

I have to get off the bed
to zoom into the kitchen with
My begging face on.