I'm an open book

I blame this tail. I can't stop it from wagging. It's hard to be nonchalant when one of your appendages is out of control. The humans think it's funny. They laugh and call us "waggity-wags." The more they say it, the more we wag. It's a wagfest! We're pathetic! Today the human goddess called us "wizzy-wigs." WYSIWYG. That's an acronym for What You See Is What You Get.

Maybe it's a source of amusement, but you know it's part of what makes dogs superior to humans. No duplicity. Well, almost never, and only when there's a really important reason. Like, when we pretend we have to go outside to poop but we really only wanted to chase squirrels or rabbits.