9.12.2005

Soup

How to make soup:

Take one dog or two dogs. Place outside on a very warm day. Allow dogs to bake in the sun for a minimum of 5 minutes. If you like a more pungent soup, let the dogs sunbathe a bit longer. (Never forget to let the dogs back in before they get too hot!) Bring the dogs in. My humans say, "What's that smell? Were those dogs cooking soup again? Ewww!" The human goddess says we are too aromatic and it smells like Crayola soup. Sometimes she just doesn't appreciate haute cuisine.

It's a strange phenomenon or a chemical reaction. The soup odor magically disappears in a little while. Then we smell like sweet graham-crackery dogs again, and no one can resist us.

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